ZanySite.Com's
Useless
Magic Item
Generator
Zanysite's Useless Magic Item Generator is provided as a free service and amusement or novelty, for generating your own random over-the-top but mostly useless and impractical magical items for fantasy/medieval settings - its applications are infinite, its content, solid and accurate, true to historical accuracy. If you found some use for this and want other people to know about it, drop us an e-mail at jp@zanysite.com. Enjoy!
Conditions: 25 (0 - 24)
Materials: 75 (0 - 74)
Nouns: 140 (0 - 139)
Adjectives: 523 (0 - 522)
Qualities: 125 (0 - 124)
Bonuses: 12 (0 - 11)
Targets: 9 (0 - 8)
  1. gold fighting claw of shapeshifting +1
  2. tattered tights of dishonesty +1
  3. ungainly ivory bracers of encumbrance +1 (+5 vs. zombies )
  4. tights of peace +1
  5. weathered diamond epee of purity +1
  6. impervious mahogany cloak of muteness +1 (+6 vs. puppies )
  7. weathered canvas morning star of defending +1
  8. dented shoes of nausea +1
  9. tiara of confusion +1 (+4 vs. furries )
  10. rusted iron great axe of rhyming +1 (+4 vs. kittens)
  11. impervious bronze belt of sex-change +1
  12. barrel of singing +1
  13. sandals of sex-change +1
  14. torn hardwood girdle of water-breathing +1
  15. ruby torque of shapeshifting +1
  16. satin arquebus of inspiration +1
  17. dented silver kite shield of stretching +1 (+7 vs. goblins )
  18. redwood hauberk of laughter +1
  19. impervious aluminum sandals of musicianship +1
  20. unbreakable yew pick of hardiness +1

Zanysite's Useless Magical Item Generator (C)2007 Jason J. Patterson

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